Victim of Stupidity, Daniel Newman (FOX 2 Detroit)
A Rochester Hills man was bit by his friend's Pit Bull when he was apparently attempting to make nice with the pooch. The man decided to stick his tongue in the dog's face and to everyone's surprise (sarcasm intended), the dog took the bait. The man suffered a loss of 60% of his tongue. The dog is suspected to have consumed the better portion of the man's tongue and the guy won't be getting it back unless he follows that little motherfucker around with a baggy for like three days, man...
The man has decided to hire Michigan Defense Attorney, Geoffrey Fieger's law firm to represent him and to be his "mouthpiece" in his lawsuit against his friend and their well fed dog. It should be interesting to see the outcome of this little drama. We'll keep you posted.
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